never not reblog Scarlett calling idiots out on their bullshit
i’ve been comprimised
i laughed for about 349583492547252 years
starkmadscience:I tried to scroll past. I really did.
im screaming this is the best thing
JARVIS! DID SOMEONE BORROW MY SUITS?
IS THAT YOU JARVIS?!
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
Pixar shorts over the years
OH MY GOD, KNICK-KNACKS. I LOVED THAT ONE.
FOR THE BIRRRRRDS
And I Do Not plan on telling him that they’re expired
On the outside:
On the inside: